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2.... 6/13/2008 Portfolio 91, "Netted Turkey!" is now served. Come and get it! Eden Wells and Mz Berlin star in this story set of images featuring buldging girl-flesh in a tight mesh. As always, previews can be seen here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page... No other news to report at this time but we do have a few new shoots lined up for the near future... Enjoy and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 5/2/2008 Portfolio 90(!) "Wunder Babe vs Poison Kitty!" This fun set stars Christina Carter and Jewell Marceau, as arch rivals in a fight to the finish -- with the loser getting skewered and roasted! As usual, previews can be seen here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page. Our next portfolio is already in the can and will feature a new twist on a previous cooking style... As always, enjoy and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 4/4/2008 Our 89th portfolio, "Grilled Redhead!" is ready for serving! Starring Kendra James and Anastasia Pierce, previews can be seen here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page. Not much else to report this month, except that we do have a couple of shoots lined up with two new models and one of them will be a spit-roast... As always, enjoy and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 3/7/2008 Portfolio 88, "Roast Ham!" is now being served! Kina Kai is cooked crouched, like a ham, in our rustic stone oven. Previews can be seen here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page. Other news: We have updated our links page, removing dead or dying sites and adding a few new ones. As always, it remains a work in progress and we will continue to putter with it... Enjoy and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 2/21/2008 Major site update -- finally! Regular visitors have probably gotten tired of hearing how we are going to update our pages. The trouble was that we kept going back and forth about just how much of an overhaul this would end up being. We definitely wanted to preserve the simplicity of our site but we also wanted to make it look a bit more contemporary and less like something we just threw together at home. Computers and internet connections have gotten faster since Muki's Kitchen first went on line and most people's monitors are bigger than the old 640x480 standard. It was time (some might say well past time...) to get with the program and embrace the current trends. We think we've succeeded but you folks are the ultimate judges. If anyone notices any broken links or pages that have weird formatting, please let us know. We checked everything several times but there's always a chance that we missed something. For the technically inclined, here is a short list of what we did:
Hopefully this will work better for everyone. If not, we'd like to hear about it! We will be updating our long-neglected "Links" page this weekend. Promise! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 2/8/2008 Portfolio 87, "Coffee, Tea, or... Me?!" is ready and being served! New to Muki's Kitchen is mid-west fetish model Samantha Grace. Starting out as a waitress, in a retro-costume, she is surprised to suddenly find herself on the menu. For this portfolio, we finally got around to building a prop that has been in our heads for quite a while: A wide, girl-sized, roasting oven with a glass door. Samantha breaks it in for us, ending up cooked in a long platter and served with her frilly headband as decoration. As always, previews can be seen here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page. Other news: Hoping to get our long-delayed site update finished in the next week or so... That's all for now. Enjoy and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 1/4/2008 Portfolio 86, "Honey-Baked Hog-Tie!" is now up! Happy New Year, everyone! We do hope that your holiday season was fun and safe and we wish everyone the best in the coming year. Jewell Marceau is this month's delicious entree and we cooked her up right in a hog-tied position, roasted alive in our modified oven! She looks so yummy trussed to a carrying pole that we show several shots of her squirming on it -- both dressed and nude. Then Mrs Muki bound her tightly into a pan and we slid her into the oven for a nice, slow roast. She faded peacefully away as she cooked and then we had ourselves a delicious feast! As usual, previews can be seen here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page. Other news: Yes, we're still working on what we want to change for our big site update but, the more we think about it the less we want to change (if it ain't broke, don't fix it). You can expect to see almost all of the links to the Bistro gone, new sample images, and a fully updated links page. We're still toying with the idea of modernizing our nav bar but have not settled on anything we like better than what we already have... A futile note that probably won't be seen by the very folks who need to read it: If you send us email with a title line that asks us to "please respond," do make sure that your email application is set to accept our messages! We've been frustrated by several bounced emails that come back with error messages stating the "this user is not accepting email from this address." Ouch! We never send spam or bulk emails and were only responding to a message that specifically asked for a reply. Kinda hard to reply when the recipient isn't receiving... That's all for now. Enjoy and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 11/30/2007 Portfolio 85, "Eat the Cheerleader, Save the Leftovers!" is now being served! Featuring the exotic Kina Kai in her Muki's Kitchen debut, this portfolio illustrates a live skewering, followed by spit roasting over an open log fire. You'll never look at halftime the same way again! As usual, previews can be seen here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page. In other news: We are still working on a redesign of the main site, with new sample pics and updated writing, and are even considering a new purchasing option. This is taking longer than expected but we are hopeful that it might be up before the end of the year -- or shortly after the start of the new one! Enjoy and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 11/1/2007 Halloween fun! We hope everyone had a safe and exciting fright-night! Our silliness took an extreme turn and Mrs Muki decorated our doorstep with the following:  Cannibal pumpkins rule! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 10/26/2007 Portfolio 84, "Pan-Roasted LongPig!" is ready to eat! Starring Emma Heart as the entree, this story combines sleepy with live cannibal cooking. Emma turned out to be especially delicious and we are confident that you will find her as tasty as we did! As always, previews can be seen here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page. In other news: We can't do a special Halloween portfolio every year and decided to keep last years terrific set, "Bubble, Bubble, Toil and Trouble!" up for a while longer. If you haven't gotten this one yet, you are in for a real treat! We are also working on a long overdue redesign of the main site, with new sample pics and updated writing. Should be up before the end of the year... Th-th-that's all for now, folks! Enjoy and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 9/28/2007 Portfolio 83, "Rotisserie Chick!" is now being served! Starring Mz Berlin and Anastasia Pierce, this movie-clip portfolio features a chicken-on-the-spit style roasting. Poor Mz Berlin is tied to the shaft, turkey-style, and cooked slowly over an open fire. In addition to the usual still shots, there is a wonderful looping video clip for you all to enjoy -- our biggest and best yet! As always, previews can be seen here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page. Other news: Unbelievable... We are now eight years old! Muki's Kitchen first went online on September 27 of 1999 and, despite some early setbacks, we have actually managed to stay afloat for eight full years. Still trying to grasp it all and, as always, we continue to strive to get better... The MoSEX show, which includes 100 Muki images, has been extended through January. We also were invited to become a part of the permanent collection and, of course, we accepted. If your travel plans include New York City, be sure to stop by and see our display! That's all for now... Enjoy and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 8/24/2007 Portfolio 82, "The Cannibal Cooking Show!" (part 2) is now airing! Part 1 of this 2-part story introduced our cast and set up plot. Okika, a Polynesian cannibal priestess played by Nautica Thorn, and Kahn-didi, the head chef of an African cannibal tribe (Candace Von) prepare the lovely and luckless Whitney Stevens as the main course for a delicious feast. The entire process is elaborated in great detail, with graphic and explicit text accompanying each photo. Much darker than our usual fare, this set is sure to please anyone who wants to learn exactly how it's done! The first part ended with most of the stuffing complete and the second picks up from there and takes us all the way through the serving. To help offset the inconvenience of splitting this story into two halves, we loaded each part with an unprecedented 45 pictures. Now complete, this 2-part story is a full 90 shots, making it our biggest project ever! As always, previews can be seen here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page. Other news: We know we are guilty of not always answering each and every email we get but we do try and respond when we can. Recently, we experienced some frustration when we had an answer returned to us because the sender had not added our address to his or her clear list... PLEASE: If you send us email, make sure that our answer is not blocked by your spam filter! That's all for now... Enjoy and remember to always play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 7/27/2007 Portfolio 81, "The Cannibal Cooking Show!" is now airing! Part 1 of this 2-part story introduces our cast and sets up plot. Okika, a Polynesian cannibal priestess played by Nautica Thorn, and Kahn-didi, the head chef of an African cannibal tribe (Candace Von) prepare the lovely and luckless Whitney Stevens as the main course for a delicious feast. The entire process is elaborated in great detail, with graphic and explicit text accompanying each photo. Much darker than our usual fare, this set is sure to please anyone who wants to learn exactly how it's done! The first part ends with most of the stuffing complete and the second will pick up from there and take us all the way through the serving. To help offset the inconvenience of splitting this story into two halves, we loaded each part with an unprecedented 45 pictures. When finished, this story will be a full 90 shots, making it our biggest project ever! As always, previews can be seen here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page. Other news: Most of the "cannibal community" regulars probably already know about this but here it is from us: Canntoon Island had forum problems and their lame host decided that dumping them was a more viable solution than fixing things... For about two or three weeks, everyone was left wondering what had happened and where they went. Canntoon is back, with a new host and a new name! The site is still being rebuilt but the forums are working and there is a more complete explanation of exactly what happened and what changes are coming. The original URL does redirect but you can also access them by going to the new domain at: More news: We recently received an email from a fan who puts together special live shows with her husband. Their latest one was a "Tiki Cannibal Horror" skit and fund raising event! You will need a myspace account to view the photos and we got permission to post the link here: Click on the link to view pics, just below the profile, and then look at the 2nd and 3rd albums. The set tells the story of a female missionary, played by Meagan Filth, who is captured by the Tiki-Tiki men, stripped (topless), roasted on a spit, and served in a platter. Unfortunately for us hardcore cannibal fans, she is released and falls in love with the chief, which means that she never does get eaten... But to think that this was a live performance, with an audience present, makes the whole thing just awesome! Wish we could have been there! For those of you who are into deeper exploration, you can also find Meagan Filth's porofile there and see a few more pictures. If you do visit, be sure to leave comments and tell them that Mr & Mrs Muki sent you! Thank you Rosemary, Johnny, and Meagan! That's all for now... Enjoy and remember to always play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 6/29/2007 Portfolio 80, featuring AnnaBelle Lee, is fully cooked and ready for serving! AnnaBelle Lee's first time appearance at Muki's Kitchen has her playing the role of the luckless long pig in a prone platter roast. After hanging around, trussed to a stout pole by her bound hands and feet, and given time to contemplate her unhappy destiny, she is humanely dispatched and her nude body prepared for cooking. A new twist in presentation has her head turned to one side (with the traditional apple stuffed firmly in her mouth) and ends with the usual meat thermometer being replaced with a banana tucked into her anus. She is served with her hips elevated, emphasizing her delicious rump, and garnished with rings of pineapple. As always, previews can be seen here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page. Enjoy and remember to always play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 5/25/2007 Portfolio 79, "Kabobed Roundbottom Salad!" is now being served... Our favorite cann-toon artist returns to Muki's Kitchen, only to find herself captured by cannigals -- again! Megh plays the entree (of course) and Jewell Marceau and Anita Cannibal conspire to make her their dinner. As usual, previews can be seen on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here. We've known of Anita Cannibal since long before we started up Muki's Kitchen and yes, that's really the stage name she's always used. No one was more surpised and pleased than us, when she wrote and asked to pose for our site. For her debut appearance, she brought abundant humor and enthusiasm. In other news, Muki's Kitchen has been getting a little extra attention from some interesting places: The Daily Tang, a streaming video page that reviews interesting and unusual porn sites, recently featured us in one of their segments. Hosted by the charming (and delicious-looking! ;-) Veronika Raquel, this little bit was both surprising and flattering. Check it out at: Susie Bright, who has written about us twice in the past, recently added a link to Muki's Kitchen from her sidebar, essentially putting us on every page of her site! We are honored to be listed under the heading "Without You I'm Nothing..." -- Thank you, Susie! If you haven't seen her prior Muki write-ups, you can check them out on these two pages:
That's all for now. Enjoy and please do play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 4/20/2007 Portfolio 78, "Soul Food Long-Pig!" is now up... Candace Von is grilled up whole and then served in a long platter, on a bed of rice and veggies, all presented on a red-checked tablecloth. Because this set is superficially similar to the one we recently shot with Whitney, we tried to add a little variety by concentrating on the pictures that show Candace served. As usual, previews can be seen on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here.
The only other piece of news to report at this time is that our next portfolio will probably come a week or two later than usual... We're still aiming for having it up before the end of next month but it may be close -- or even a little past. (Real-life stuff in the way right now...) Enjoy and remember to always play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 3/23/2007 Portfolio 77, "Girly Bird!" is now fully cooked and ready for serving... Natali Demore and Lena Ramone return to Muki's Kitchen as entree and chef, respectively. Natali winds up roasted in our rustic stone oven. As usual, previews can be seen on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here. Not much else to report at this time: taxes, computer upgrade, and the usual grind... If some of you have not seen this yet, do check out the wonderful forums at Canntoon Island: http://www.canntoon.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=3 Enjoy and remember to always play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 2/23/2007 Portfolio 76, "Grilled Girl!" is now being served... Young, soft, and curvey, the delicious Whitney Stevens was referred to us by her modeling agency. Not only does she look great, she was a pleasure to work with and enjoyed the experience of being photographed as food. We definitely plan to have her back. As usual, previews can be seen on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here. Okay, we're too tired to write more at this time but we will update this updates section sometime over the weekend... In the meantime, enjoy the new portfolio and remember to play safe! 3/02/07: Didn't even get to it over the weekend... Not really much to say right now: We've been upgrading our computers and operating system and that's been taking up all of our time. We think we're all settled in now and will concentrate our efforts on new material for the site. We did just update two of our past portfolios, putting up a couple that haven't been seen in years. Enjoy! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 1/26/2007 Portfolio 75, "Post-Holiday Hash!" is now up and being served... Like leftovers that hang around long after the holidays, our current portfolio is a healthy sampling of images that just didn't make it into any of our regular sets. Not to fear though, this collection is filling (50 images!) and much more tasty than most leftovers. A hearty collection of out-takes, full-sized Pictures-of-the-Week, bloopers, candids, and production snaps, these shops will satisfy the most discriminating cannibal palette! Previews can be seen on our Pic-of-the-Week page and here. We hope to get back to our regular shooting schedule within the next couple of weeks. In other news: The Museum of Sex show, that will have a small Muki's Kitchen display, has now announced the show schedule. The relevant page, from their website, can be seen here: http://museumofsex.com/exhibitions/kink/index.html We were surprised, flattered, and thrilled when we received a postcard invitation to the show opening and found that one of our pictures was being used as the image side. Below is a small reproduction: 
As we said before, mark your calendars! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 12/29/2006 MoSEX Press Release: While monitoring our daily logs for traffic and referrals, we came across the following that may be of interest to everyone. More will be posted as the information becomes available to us. Art Daily press release: http://www.artdaily.com/section/news/index.asp?int_sec=2&int_new=18615 FleshBot announcement: http://www.fleshbot.com/sex/events/k...sex-224232.php Mark your calendars! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 8/11/2006 Portfolio 70, "Cedar Plank-Grilled Girl!" is up and ready for eating! Bitchy boss lady, Nautica Thorn, gets invited to dinner Muki-style! As a culinary experiment, we grilled her over an open fire, on a seasoned cedar plank. Just as she approached roasted perfection, we garnished her skin with a row of thin orange slices and then served her with tropical drinks. Ah, we cannibal bon vivants... Details can be seen here and on out Pic-of-the-Week page. In other news, most of you have probably already seen that our Past-Portfolio-of-the-Moment section has now been expanded to four slots. This should make circulating through past portfolios quicker and be of help to those who only discovered our site recently or are working on completing their collections. Due to lack of interest in the subject, the Bistro section has been trimmed almost out of existence: There are currently no Bistro portfolios available for purchase and we will not be producing any new ones. If we think there might be some demand for it, we may occasionally repost one or two in the Past Portfolios section... In the meantime we are working on more yummy treats for the Kitchen! Bon Apetit! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 7/21/2006 Bistro will get trimmed: Because we know that some of our WE customers may be interested in the Bistro section but do not check on it frequently, we wanted to announce here that we are planning to scale back in that area in the next couple of weeks. Details can be seen here. After the Bistro is consolidated and trimmed, we will expand the "Past Portfolios" by one more set. --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 2/10/2006 Portfolio 64, "Elegant Longpig!" is now serving! Chanta Rose and Adrianna appear in our newest set. This portfolio can be sampled here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page. Other news: Recently, we received a rather distressing email regarding our privacy policy. On a couple of occasions over the last few years, customers have complained that they started getting spam sent to email addresses that were set up exclusively for correspondence with Muki's Kitchen. This happened again recently and the customer in question naturally blamed us, saying that we sold his address to spammers. We do not blame the customer for this accusation but want to make it clear here (in case they didn't get our email response) that we did not do this. Our privacy policy can be seen here and we stand by each and every word of it. We have never sold email addresses and we never will! Unfortunately, there are many ways for a address to be harvested. It is even possible that the service that provides the address turns around and sells it (yes, the would deny this, just as we do, and it comes down to deciding who you trust). We realize that you only have our word for all of this but, in our own defense, if we did compile lists of our customers wouldn't it be logical that we would use these lists ourselves to promote our own work first? No one has ever received an unsolicited email from Muki's Kitchen. We do not even send emails announcing updates (customers have to visit our site themselves to see if we've updated) and prefer to keep a very low profile in regards to advertising and promotion. We appreciate each and every customer we have. We stand by our privacy statement and would never sell an email address. We hate spam too and would sooner shut down our site and quit the biz than contribute to the problem. Our deepest regrets and apologies to whoever might have fallen victim to this sort of thing. You all have our word of honor that we would never stoop so low. Sincerely, --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 1/13/2006 Portfolio 63, "Oven Roasted Tanya!" is served! Our latest set features the delectable Tanya Danielle as the yummy entree and Ashley Renee as the capable cannibal chef. Proving once again that girls are as much fun to cook as they are to eat, this portfolio can be sampled here and on our Pic-of-the-Week page. Other news: We have a very full shooting schedule lined up for the start of the new year and will be introducing new models and a few twists for future portfolios. As a result of Katharine Gates' article for the Village Voice, Muki's Kitchen was brought to the attention of noted pro-porn feminist and sex writer Susie Bright. Ms Bright wrote up a very nice little piece on both the article and our site in her online blog. If you get the chance, do check it out:
On a much less bright note (sorry, we couldn't resist...), there is a Muki-related thread on the Literotica Forum that really got us in a snit. Check it out and see for yourselves but do be sure to read all the way to the last post -- we responded with our own take on things and you can judge for yourselves. Your own comments would make for a lively discussion (you will need to register but it's free) and would bump this back up to the top, so it will be noticed. Thanks! Finally, we are in the process of setting up an affiliate program, which means that those of you who have your own websites will be able to earn a percentage of our sign-up fee for new referrals. More details when it is in place... Enjoy and remember to always play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 12/16/2005 Muki's Kitchen in the Village Voice! Another breakthrough into print for us, this time with a sensitive author who cares about the truth behind the fantasy! Katharine Gates, of Deviant Desires fame, visited our studios and wrote up a piece for the Village Voice. Entitled "Eat Me! A weekend among suburban cannibals" it can be seen in the printed version (December 14-20, cover below) or online by going to http://www.villagevoice.com/people/0550,gates,70911,24.html  Good holidays and remember to only eat people you know! --Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 9/2/2005 Portfolio 59, part 2 of "Little Red Roundbottom" is ready for serving! Jewell plays the chef and artist Megh is on the menu in the 2nd part of this wonderful story that was provided by our entree. Details can be seen here and the set includes 32 photos plus a Quicktime video clip. We hope you all enjoy it. In other news: Muki's Kitchen has been reviewed on Jane's Guide and received Original, Quality, and Vamp's Pick ratings! We have long been fans of Jane Duvall's wonderful web site and, at the urging of friends and models, we finally submitted our site for review. We are grateful for the generous ratings, the wonderful write-up, and the honor. If you would like to read what Vamp wrote, our review can currently be found on the "New Reviews" page at: Enjoy the new stuff and have a happy and safe Labor Day weekend! -- Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 8/13/2005 Portfolio 58, part 1 of "Little Red Roundbottom" is up! Jewell plays the chef and artist Megh is on the menu in this wonderful story that was provided by our entree. Details can be seen here and the set includes 40 photos plus 3 drawn images (6 comic book pages) by Megh. Since this is part one of a two-part set, we will accelerate the posting schedule a little and have the second part ready by the first weekend in September. Part 2 will also include a video clip. Megh has been busy with new art and much of it has taken a turn toward WE. Below is a snap of her standing with her latest piece (she often paints topless). The painting is for sale and if anyone is interested in purchasing it, please write an email to Megh, care of: muki@mukiskitchen.com and we will forward it directly to her. She promises to respond to all serious offers.  In other news (old now but we're officially announcing it here, for the record) we have finally added another "Past Portfolio of the Moment" slot to our Portfolios page. Quite a few folks have asked that we recycle early work more frequently and, in the case of two-part portfolios, that both parts be available simultaneously. To accommodate these requests, we have added a portfolio16 slot and there will now be two past portfolios all of the time. As with the original slot (portfolio15), the images in either of these slots could change at any time without warning. If you happen to purchase one of these portfolios shortly before the unannounced changeover, and your week of membership is still active, you would get the new set without needing to pay for it.
Enjoy the new stuff and remember to always play safe! -- Mr & Mrs Muki :-) |
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2.... 9/24/2004 Portfolio 49, "Witch's Brew!" is ready for serving! An early Halloween treat! Complete details and thumbnails can be seen here. Also, we have an out-take from this set in our Picture-of-the-Week section. Other news: While we tend to avoid getting too personal about our private lives on this page, something has happened that has put us seriously behind in our shooting. The very day after posting our previous portfolio, Mr Muki was involved in an auto accident. He's okay. He had stopped at an intersection to let an ambulance through and was rear-ended... A routine check in the hospital showed that everything is all right but the car was badly damaged and we've been sorting through all of the insurance nightmare. Needles to say, it hasn't been much fun and it certainly hasn't helped with our work. This is why our Halloween portfolio is being presented a little early. We are in the process of setting up new shoots and hope to be all caught up in time for our regular monthly updates. If we are a little late, we hope our customers and fans will understand. On other subjects: We've updated our links page again and have added a permanent link to the Dolcett Girls Forum. Some of you may already know about this place, as it is certainly the most active of the WE forums right now. We find it to be a very friendly place and even the disagreements are conducted in a civilized manner. Take a moment to check it out and tell them Muki sent you! Funny things happen when you drill deep into the various search engines! We were checking our stats recently and came across the following item: It's dated Feruary 9th but we never saw it 'till last week. A real shame, as we're sure the WE community would have cast some interesting votes and comments... Still fun to look though! Until next time, have fun and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- ) |
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2.... 5/28/2004 Portfolio 45 is ready for serving! Our latest portfolio is just wonderful (even if we do say so ourselves). Done as a 2-part comic book story, it features the beautiful Eden Wells in the role of the cannibal chef and Anastasia Pierce as the delicious looking entree. Both models were a blast to work with and had even rehearsed the scene before showing up at our studio (Eden is an experienced "rigger" and worked out the whole netting process with Anastasia in advance). The shots turned out spectacular and, in editing, we suddenly saw the basis for an interesting story -- hence the 2 parts and the comic balloons. We added a twist of our own and the whole project just came together. Complete details and thumbnails can be seen here. Also, we have a sample from this set on our Pic-of-the-Week page... In other news, we still have the set we did with Sasha Monet (our Pic-of-the-Week some time ago) and will be posting it later this summer. We have other shoots being lined up and we even have a special Halloween portfolio ready for October. Finally, a silly item that may amuse our visitors: Every once in a while, we get added to some generic links page. Sometimes our site is found by some stupid web-bot that just zeros in on the word "kitchen" and then generates an automatic link and a mindless form letter that says something like:
While we usually make it a point to politely write back and inform the clueless folks that our "kitchen" is not exactly the sort of place your average homemaker would find useful, in one case they are not even bothering to check their email. So for the sake of everyone's enjoyment, we are posting our reciprocal link here: If you visit, try to imagine some soccer-mom cruising the web in search of new recipes for her next lawn party and stumbling upon Muki's Kitchen! Don't these folks even look at the sites they're adding to their listings? Do they really think that our site would be "very informative and relevant" to their visitors? We found it kind of funny and hope you will too... Until next time, have fun and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- ) |
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2.... 4/16/2004 Site overhaul! Yup, once every year-and-a-half or so, we completely revamp Muki's Kitchen. The time was right, we had a break in our shooting schedule, and we went ahead and did it! Our free areas are entirely updated and filled to the point of bursting now. We've added a little to our FAQ page, installed brand-new support and privacy pages, updated our "About" page, added new links to our "Links" page, and formally announced the current state of affairs at the Bistro. In addition to the above, we have been working on new projects and have a sample of what's coming on our Pic-of-the-Week page. We have also announced the upcoming closure of the 2nd half of "How to Cook a Girl." Along with this update, comes our semi-annual quasi-rant: Whenever we update our free area, it seems that we get hit with an increase in image theft and nasty hot-linking. While we've taken steps to reduce this, we do ask for everyone's help in warning us if our pictures start appearing at other websites. We know that our regular fans and visitors respect our work and our rights to maintain at least some sort of control over it. Still, shit happens and we just need everyone's help: If you see our stuff on another site or used in a manip, drop us a line and let us know. We appreciate it and can use all the help we can get... We recently met a new friend at the Dolcett Girls Forum. Buffy put it so well that we asked her permission to quote her here. The material below was written in response to a recent hacking issue and was intended to admonish folks about the dangers of internet communication. While we didn't paste in the entire thread, what Buffy said about us was written so nicely that we couldn't put it better ourselves:
Another item we need to get off our chests, at the risk of sounding like we're begging, is: buy a portfolio or two. Visiting is fine but it really doesn't pay for expenses. We know that it's uncomfortable for some of you to buy over the internet. We understand that this is a sensitive issue. This is why we've put up a Privacy Policy page and tried to help out with a new Support page. (Permanent links to these two pages can been found on our main PPV page.) We try to give back to the community by sponsoring the occassional worthy site and, ultimately, we don't ask much for it. We're honest people and we promise to do right by you. Really... 'Nuff said! And before our little semi-annual, quasi-rant gets totally out of hand, there's one more very important thing we need to say: To all of the many folks who have purchased portfolios and supported our efforts, thank you, thank you very much. We appreciate your kindness and are forever indebted to you -- you have made Muki's Kitchen possible and we love you all. Thank you, one and all! Enjoy the updates. Have fun and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- ) |
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2.... 1/9/2004 Assorted updates and news... In addition to updating our Picture-of-the-Week and announcing the closure of another portfolio, there have been a few small changes to our site and the WE-community. First and foremost, Muki's Kitchen is now the official sponsor of The WomanEater Forum. This means that there are no more off-topic porn banners to distract and annoy visitors there. We essentially purchased the banner space for our own use, thus bumping the others off. We hope everyone will find the new banner both tasteful and tasty... A few minor corrections were made to our FAQ page. We also updated our links page, correcting some expired or broken links, rewriting information where appropriate, and adding a new link to Annabelle's Fantasy website. If you haven't been to our links page in a while, now would be a fine time to check it out again. A new portfolio should be up on the weekend of the 24th. Until then, have fun and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- ) |
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2.... 11/01/2003 General (weird) news... Hope everyone had a happy Halloween and is enjoying the latest portfolio! Some truly odd news to report -- Muki's Kitchen on TV! Yup, you read right... Here's the whole story: This last summer, we were interviewed by a UK production team, for a show on unusual fetishes, to be aired on Sky One. The show's title was "The Big Fantasy" and was comprised of several parts. For our small portion of it, they flew out to California and interviewed us in our studio. They also taped a bit of a mock photo session, showing Mr Muki shooting D'arby in a platter. We recently heard from the folks at Annabelle's Fantasy that they caught the show and liked it. Unfortunately, we had expected to be notified when it was supposed to be aired and we intended to post an announcement here, in time for those who have access to Sky One programs to be able to catch it... As it stands, we still have not seen it ourselves (If anyone has seen it, and wouldn't mind writing up a brief synopsis, we'd love to hear from you! :-) but we are still working on that. The photo session that was shown was entirely staged (we knew that there would be no opportunity for us to get a complete portfolio shot, while trying to accommodate the needs of the video crew). However, Mr Muki wasn't exactly "shooting blanks" either... ;-) As a special treat, we have posted 5 images from this mock photo session on our Picture-of-the-Week page. Enjoy! *Please note, these images will only be up for the week -- they are not part of any portfolio and will probably never be re-posted... As always, have fun and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- ) |
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2.... 8/2/2003 Portfolio 35, "Rotisserie Jewell!" is served! Yippie! Another movie portfolio! And this time, much improved. We upgraded our video capture technology by borrowing a DV cam and shot this one right. In addition to the portfolio's 36 still images, our movie is edited from several shots (different angles) and has a sound track this time. The clip is 29 seconds long (320x240 pixels) and, as with our previous videos, is made to play as a continuous endless loop. While we are a bit behind in our usual posting schedule, we haven't been ignoring the site as much as it may seem. This past week we shot three new portfolios (with some tasty surprises) and we are about to shoot yet another set next week. I addition to all this shooting, Muki's Kitchen is about to make another breakthrough into new media -- we were just interviewed for a British TV show on sexual fantasy! As soon as we have details on when this program will air, we will post them here. Gurgurant and Mrs Muki appear too, so everyone will have the chance to know us better! The in-studio filming also included a mock-photo session, with a tasty model all laid out in a platter. Everyone had a great time and we are confident that the show will be wonderful. To make up for our slightly lagging posts (our "July" portfolio is a couple of days late), we will be trying to post a new portfolio just before the end of August. Until next time, enjoy! --Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- ) |
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2.... 6/27/2003 Portfolio 34, "Leftovers, Again" is up and ready for serving! Well, it's been a while since we've put up a "cuts" portfolio -- 22 portfolios ago, to be exact... So this month's portfolio is a collection of out-takes, full-sized pictures-of-the-week, and several previously unpublished images. To spice things up a bit, we've also thrown in a few bloopers -- with cameos by Mrs Muki, Gurgurant (acting as assistant) and notes on our mistakes. All in all, a fun group of pictures! None of the images from this out-takes portfolio have ever appeared in any other portfolio or have been published in their full size -- all are unique. If you've never bought a portfolio from us but have been thinking about it, this is a fine "sampler" that might help you decide which specific sets you might want. If you are a serious collector of Muki-portfolios, this group will nicely round out your collection. As with the previous set of out-takes, this collection is unlikely to ever make an appearance in our "Pot Luck" section -- get it while you can. Just so everyone knows that we aren't only relying on previous work, our Pic of the Week is a sample from our latest shoot: Stacy Burke decided to join us in some fun and agreed to cook her friend, Jewell, rotisserie-style. We also shot some video and will probably be using this set to replace the Christine and Butter portfolio. We have several new shoots lined up for this summer and are looking at new ideas to spice up the menu...
Until next time, --Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- ) |
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2.... 5/23/2003 Portfolio 33, "Boiled Babe" is up and ready for serving! Finally, a new portfolio! For our latest set, we have cannibal-girl Sybil pot-stewing the delectable Gabriella Banks. We've also updated our Picture-of-the-Week with a sample out-take from this shoot. In other news, Muki's Kitchen has been featured in print again! This time, the German edition of FHM Magazine ran a short article and four photos from our site (with our permission, of course). Here is a small scan of the page:  We are planning a new portfolio for production in early June and are also considering another portfolio of full sized out-takes (it's beeen quite a while since we've done one of those). We have a busy summer lined up, with new models in delicious peril. As always, thank you for your support and enjoy! --Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- ) |
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2.... 12/6/2002 Muki's Kitchen in "Bizarre" and other news! While we have been pretty busy settling into our new home, we have also been busy in the studio! On December 20th, we will be putting up a new portfolio -- Shakira (not the singer...), in "Holiday Ham" -- and in preparation, we are closing the "Ondine as Long-Pig" portfolio to further sales next week. For our latest Pic-of-the-Week, we have posted a shot from an as-yet-untitled portfolio that should be available sometime in January. Think of it as an appetizer! :-) We are currently lining up the models and resources for yet another shoot which, if all goes as planned, should be a real winner. Wish us luck! To hold everyone over while all of this is being worked on, we have a little snack for you: We've updated our "Past Portfolio of the Moment" to part 2 of "Syn Cooks Tami." Also, in response to those of you who asked for this, iBill may be returning to Muki's Kitchen! We can't make any promises yet and we have not been given any sort of firm timetable on when (or even if) this will happen. The folks at iBill are working on the technical issues that will need to be resolved for them to make the move to our new webhost. We will keep everyone posted on what's happening here. Finally, some time ago, we were contacted by the folks at Bizarre magazine and asked if we would consent to a short interview and provide some pictures for publication. We agreed and the issue is now out: Muki's Kitchen got a full page in the "Fetish-Special" issue of Bizarre! The volume is Bizarre 66 and we are on page 53. This is the first time (to our knowledge) that Muki's Kitchen has made it off the web and into print media! Here are some small scans to help you find it on the news-stand, should you be inclined to see for yourself:  Until next time, enjoy and play safe! --Mr & Mrs Muki ... :- ) |