PORTFOLIOS

Access to our image-sets is done on a Pay-Per-Portfolio system. You pay only for those picture-sets that you want to see and each portfolio requires its own separate sign-up and payment. You should be aware that each portfolio is its own unique picture-set and will not be updated or changed; once you have completely downloaded a portfolio, there is no reason to come back to it.

Begin by looking around and getting an idea what kinds of portfolios we have available. If you wish to preview a portfolio, click on its image, to the left of the text, and you will see a page containing 9 additional thumbnail images from that set. If you decide that you want to purchase the complete portfolio, press one of the buttons for your preferred method of payment and you will be whisked away to a secure signup page. After payment is confirmed and accepted, you will be asked to create a username and password, so that you can continue coming back until you have viewed all of the images. There is also a link to re-access the portfolio at the bottom of each preview page.

Within the portfolio itself, you will be presented with a page that contains a complete set of thumbnails for the portfolio. Each image on the page is a link to the full picture: click on any one to access the full-sized picture. Each portfolio contains 30 to 40 images and you will always know exactly how many images you are buying before you have to pay for them. All images were scanned at hi-res and then converted to 72dpi. On a typical monitor screen, they should display about 10 inches by 8 inches -- or approximately full-screen on most monitors. All images are scanned in color, so that even the B&W pictures will show the subtle toning effects that we aim for in the darkroom.

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 HERE ARE THE PORTFOLIOS THAT ARE CURRENTLY AVAILABLE:

 (To see a preview of a portfolio, click on its image)

 

 

 

"Mommy's Little Chicken..."

When Coco was growing up, she used to enjoy watching her mother prepare dinner and sometimes (because it was fun to frighten herself) she would imagine what it would be like to be the chicken in the oven. This photostory is an illustration of Coco's childhood dreams, with her as a young adult and her Mom as a happy homemaker.

This portfolio contains 48 color images.

 

 

"Will Work as Food?"

Agatha plays an exotic dancer, hired for an exclusive private event. But instead of the big, fat tip she was expecting, her hosts inform her that she's going to be grilled alive! (Boy, is she ever pissed...) Relax, crack open a beer, and thow another stripper on the barbie!

This portfolio contains 43 color images.

 

 

"Batty Witch's Brew!"

Andrea Rosu plays an absolutely crazy, ditzy, sexy witch. In concocting her magic potion, she searches for the perfect missing ingredient and comes to the baffling conclusion that it is herself! Not wanting to be turned into a newt, Mr Muki just quietly snapped away...

This portfolio contains 42 color images.

 

"Jewell is Fattened Up and Roasted!"

Jewell had been working out a lot and her figure was neat and trim. (A little too trim for our tastes! ;-) We kept her penned for a few weeks and fed her all the donuts she could eat. After she had plumped up a bit, we humanely dispatched her and roasted her for our holiday feast. She was delicious and her flesh was perfectly marbled...

This portfolio contains 40 color images.

 

 

"Hairless Ham!"

Hair today, cooked tomorrow... DeeDee arrived in our kitchen ready to roast (other than her eyebrows, she had no hair at all) and she looked delicious! Naturally, we couldn't resist. We baked her in our oven, trussed up like a whole hog, and served her with sweet peppers.

This portfolio contains 42 color images.

 

 

"Violet, with Black Pepper and Pineapple"

We met Violet on a trip up the coast and thought she would make a great meal. Luckily for us, she turned out to be gullible and completely bought our story about just being photographers and only wanting to take pictures. As expected, she was delicious!

This portfolio contains 42 color images.

 

POTLUCK!

Here is where we will be reviving our older portfolios, for those who may have missed them the first time around. To make things just a little more fun, the image-sets in any of these eight "slots" (portfolios 9 through 16) are subject to change at any time -- with no posted schedule or prior warning -- which means that it is possible for a change to take place while a subscriber's one-week of membership is still active. If this should happen in the slot you had purchased, you would get the new contents (a second portfolio) without needing to pay for it because your access was still working when the change happened. No promises though, as the current contents in any slot could be here for just a week or stay up for a few months... Good luck and enjoy!

The past portfolios of the moment are...

 

 

 

Karina Kabob!

Slender and sexy Karina discovers (too late) that the pig-roast she has been invited to is missing the all important pig! Much to her dismay, she suddenly finds herself filling the absent guest of honor's role... Naturally, we were there and caught the whole thing on film!

This portfolio contains 39 images.

 

 

Witch's Brew!

D'arby and Lydia star in this special Halloween-theme set, featuring a sexy witch and her drugged victim. In spite of casting a spell over D'arby, a struggle ensues and Lydia has to push the tasty redhead into the cauldron. All ends well though (for the witch, at least! :-) and D'arby ends up boiled alive.

This portfolio contains 40 images.

 

 

Roxanne Skewers Daisy!

Roxanne returns to Muki's Kitchen, this time to skewer her friend Daisy and roast her on the grill as a kabob. Of course, we were there and got the whole thing on film! Images show perparation, suspension, spitting, and cooking. Needless to say, Daisy was delicious!

This portfolio contains 39 color images.

 

 

Cedar Plank-Grilled Girl!

Boss a bitch? Always busting your chops for no reason? Solve the problem by inviting her to dinner... Muki-style! Sexy Asian-sensation, Nautica Thorn, starts out in a smart-looking business suit and ends up nude and grilled on a cedar plank, perfectly seasoned and garnished with orange slices. Yum!

This portfolio contains 40 photos.

 

 

South Seas Samantha -- in hot water!

While exploring an uncharted South Pacific Island, tasty Samantha discovers that it is not quite as uninhabited as she had originally thought... And the natives aren't only restless -- they're hungry! :-o From safari-outfit to nude in the in the bubbling broth, we caught the entire delicious scene on film.

This portfolio contains 39 color images.
*Please note: This is an early portfolio and images are smaller than current work.

 

Leftovers, again?

Well, not really... For our 2nd ever out-takes portfolio, we have added some spice: This set includes full-sized PicWeeks, bloopers, and a few never before published images. Some of the shots even have cameos and notes on why they might not have made it the first time around. Fun and tasty!

This portfolio contains 44 color images.

 

 

"Post-Holiday Hash 2!"

Yet another in our series of "cuts" portfolios, this set contains out-takes from portfolios 76 through 97, as well as a smattering of bloopers, candids, and some behind-the-scenes shots from an un-aired television interview. A fun way sample our fare or to round out your collection!

This portfolio contains 52 color images.

 

 

"Enthusiastic Spitmuffin!"

Jada Stevens belongs to a cannibal club and has eaten her fair share of girl-meat. Today Jada learns, to her surprise and delight, that she has been selected as the main course for the club's anniversary barbeque. Pleased and confident that she will be the most delicious roast ever, she even throws the switch on the J-3K herself. Yummy!

This portfolio contains 44 color images.

 

 

Paige Richards in "La Chica Loca!"

Expert cannibal chef Anastasia Pierce demonstrates a novel and efficient technique for compactly trussing a food girl. Using the delectable Paige Richards as her meat, she skillfully prepares her for the oven and then roasts her to perfection. Beats take-out any day!

This portfolio contains 42 color images.

 

 

"Cook Misty For Me..."

Delicious chocolate beauty Misty Stone, captured from her bedroom (and still in her nightgown) becomes dinner! This is a live-roasting, with Misty going into the oven curled up in a large, round pan and slowly succumbing to the heat. Great fun, with wonderful expressions and a newly-rebuilt oven.

This portfolio contains 40 color images.