Access to our image-sets is done on a Pay-Per-Portfolio system. You pay only for those picture-sets that you want to see and each portfolio requires its own separate sign-up and payment. You should be aware that each portfolio is its own unique picture-set and will not be updated or changed; once you have completely downloaded a portfolio, there is no reason to come back to it.

Begin by looking around and getting an idea what kinds of portfolios we have available. If you wish to preview a portfolio, click on its image, to the left of the text, and you will see a page containing 9 additional thumbnail images from that set. If you decide that you want to purchase the complete portfolio, press one of the buttons for your preferred method of payment and you will be whisked away to a secure signup page. After payment is confirmed and accepted, you will be asked to create a username and password, so that you can continue coming back until you have viewed all of the images. There is also a link to re-access the portfolio at the bottom of each preview page.

Within the portfolio itself, you will be presented with a page that contains a complete set of thumbnails for the portfolio. Each image on the page is a link to the full picture: click on any one to access the full-sized picture. Each portfolio contains 30 to 40 images and you will always know exactly how many images you are buying before you have to pay for them. All images were scanned at hi-res and then converted to 72dpi. On a typical monitor screen, they should display about 10 inches by 8 inches -- or approximately full-screen on most monitors. All images are scanned in color, so that even the B&W pictures will show the subtle toning effects that we aim for in the darkroom.

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"Mommy's Little Chicken..."

When Coco was growing up, she used to enjoy watching her mother prepare dinner and sometimes (because it was fun to frighten herself) she would imagine what it would be like to be the chicken in the oven. This photostory is an illustration of Coco's childhood dreams, with her as a young adult and her Mom as a happy homemaker.

This portfolio contains 48 color images.



"Will Work as Food?"

Agatha plays an exotic dancer, hired for an exclusive private event. But instead of the big, fat tip she was expecting, her hosts inform her that she's going to be grilled alive! (Boy, is she ever pissed...) Relax, crack open a beer, and thow another stripper on the barbie!

This portfolio contains 43 color images.



"Batty Witch's Brew!"

Andrea Rosu plays an absolutely crazy, ditzy, sexy witch. In concocting her magic potion, she searches for the perfect missing ingredient and comes to the baffling conclusion that it is herself! Not wanting to be turned into a newt, Mr Muki just quietly snapped away...

This portfolio contains 42 color images.


"Jewell is Fattened Up and Roasted!"

Jewell had been working out a lot and her figure was neat and trim. (A little too trim for our tastes! ;-) We kept her penned for a few weeks and fed her all the donuts she could eat. After she had plumped up a bit, we humanely dispatched her and roasted her for our holiday feast. She was delicious and her flesh was perfectly marbled...

This portfolio contains 40 color images.



"Hairless Ham!"

Hair today, cooked tomorrow... DeeDee arrived in our kitchen ready to roast (other than her eyebrows, she had no hair at all) and she looked delicious! Naturally, we couldn't resist. We baked her in our oven, trussed up like a whole hog, and served her with sweet peppers.

This portfolio contains 42 color images.



"Violet, with Black Pepper and Pineapple"

We met Violet on a trip up the coast and thought she would make a great meal. Luckily for us, she turned out to be gullible and completely bought our story about just being photographers and only wanting to take pictures. As expected, she was delicious!

This portfolio contains 42 color images.



Here is where we will be reviving our older portfolios, for those who may have missed them the first time around. To make things just a little more fun, the image-sets in any of these eight "slots" (portfolios 9 through 16) are subject to change at any time -- with no posted schedule or prior warning -- which means that it is possible for a change to take place while a subscriber's one-week of membership is still active. If this should happen in the slot you had purchased, you would get the new contents (a second portfolio) without needing to pay for it because your access was still working when the change happened. No promises though, as the current contents in any slot could be here for just a week or stay up for a few months... Good luck and enjoy!

The past portfolios of the moment are...




Chanta and Adrianna in "Whole-Hog BBQ!"

Chanta Rose cooks up her friend Adrianna as a whole-hog, slow-roast, barbecue. This is a live-cooking portfolio and, after being properly oiled and stuffed, Adrianna is trussed in a hogtie and set on the grill to roast in her own good time... A truly delicious set, featuring two lovely ladies!

This portfolio contains 42 color images.



Kabobed Roundbottom Salad!

Megh, sporting a new red 'do, gets skwered as a live spit-roast and then is tossed into a tasty meat salad. Jewell Marceau and Anita Cannibal (making her Muki's Kitchen debut) play the evil sisters who roast our hapless heroine on the grill, over an open fire. Just plain awesome!

This portfolio contains 43 color images.



Oven Baked Bali!

Don't you just love a willing little piggy? Blonde bombshell Bali couldn't wait to get into the oven! This live-roast portfolio shows her preparing herself and holding still while being properly stuffed. A little worried toward the end, she took it well and we were able to cook her up perfectly!

This portfolio contains 40 color images.



Paris in Plum Sauce!

Paige prepares Paris using an old French family recipe: After oiling and stuffing the body, she trusses her bird in a roasting pan with the limbs spread as widely as possible. Then she tucks Paris into the oven, glazing her skin with a tart plum sauce, and roasts her up to perfection. Yummy!

This portfolio contains 42 color images.



Anastasia in "Brazilian BBQ!"

After being inspected, stripped, and dispatched, Anastasia Pierce is skewered on a spit and then vertically mounted in a specially-made barbecue cove. Kordelia Devonshire is the attentive chef, keeping Anastasia's rotating body well basted and glazed. A delicious woman, deliciously prepared!

This portfolio contains 34 images & a QuickTime movie!


"Prime Cuts 2!"

Another in our intermittent series of "cuts" portfolios, this set contains out-takes and full-sized Pics-of-the-Week from portfolios 120 through 142. With a total of 56 images, we made this one extra fat... A fun way to sample our fare or to round out your collection!

This portfolio contains 56 color images.



Zille meets the J-3K!

Ondine introduces Zille to the unique "pleasures" of an all-new spitting machine. Part 1 of this 2-part set shows cattle inspection, machine prep, straping in, orifice lubrication, and auto-spitting. In the next part, we will see Ondine do a few last adjustments and then put Zille on to roast!

This portfolio contains 39 images, all in color.



Zille meets the J-3K! (Part 2)

Ondine introduces Zille to the unique "pleasures" of an all-new spitting machine. Part 2 of this set shows insertion and attachment of the stabilizer rod, as well as other final adjustments. Then Ondine puts Zille on to roast, basting her liberally with oil and honey until she's cooked to a turn!

This portfolio contains 39 images, all in color.



Lena Ramone in "Vertical Spit-Roast!"

Lena Ramone makes her second appearance as an entree at Muki's Kitchen, this time in a solo set, as a skewered and vertically spit roasted babe-kebab. Deliciously prepared and cooked to perfection, she turned out positively scrumptious! (burp... :-)

This set contains 40 color images.



"Princess" starring Summer Cummings

Summer dances for her invisible master, aware that if her performance is good she will be honored by becoming the featured course of a sumptuous cannibal feast. She does her best and, much to her delight, finishes her show up in a serving platter! This is a live-roasting portfolio, with our "victim" happily knowing that she will be delicious...

This portfolio contains 40 color images.