PORTFOLIOS

Access to our image-sets is done on a Pay-Per-Portfolio system. You pay only for those picture-sets that you want to see and each portfolio requires its own separate sign-up and payment. You should be aware that each portfolio is its own unique picture-set and will not be updated or changed; once you have completely downloaded a portfolio, there is no reason to come back to it.

Begin by looking around and getting an idea what kinds of portfolios we have available. If you wish to preview a portfolio, click on its image, to the left of the text, and you will see a page containing 9 additional thumbnail images from that set. If you decide that you want to purchase the complete portfolio, press one of the buttons for your preferred method of payment and you will be whisked away to a secure signup page. After payment is confirmed and accepted, you will be asked to create a username and password, so that you can continue coming back until you have viewed all of the images. There is also a link to re-access the portfolio at the bottom of each preview page.

Within the portfolio itself, you will be presented with a page that contains a complete set of thumbnails for the portfolio. Each image on the page is a link to the full picture: click on any one to access the full-sized picture. Each portfolio contains 30 to 40 images and you will always know exactly how many images you are buying before you have to pay for them. All images were scanned at hi-res and then converted to 72dpi. On a typical monitor screen, they should display about 10 inches by 8 inches -- or approximately full-screen on most monitors. All images are scanned in color, so that even the B&W pictures will show the subtle toning effects that we aim for in the darkroom.

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 HERE ARE THE PORTFOLIOS THAT ARE CURRENTLY AVAILABLE:

 (To see a preview of a portfolio, click on its image)

 

 

 

"Mommy's Little Chicken..."

When Coco was growing up, she used to enjoy watching her mother prepare dinner and sometimes (because it was fun to frighten herself) she would imagine what it would be like to be the chicken in the oven. This photostory is an illustration of Coco's childhood dreams, with her as a young adult and her Mom as a happy homemaker.

This portfolio contains 48 color images.

 

 

"Will Work as Food?"

Agatha plays an exotic dancer, hired for an exclusive private event. But instead of the big, fat tip she was expecting, her hosts inform her that she's going to be grilled alive! (Boy, is she ever pissed...) Relax, crack open a beer, and thow another stripper on the barbie!

This portfolio contains 43 color images.

 

 

"Batty Witch's Brew!"

Andrea Rosu plays an absolutely crazy, ditzy, sexy witch. In concocting her magic potion, she searches for the perfect missing ingredient and comes to the baffling conclusion that it is herself! Not wanting to be turned into a newt, Mr Muki just quietly snapped away...

This portfolio contains 42 color images.

 

"Jewell is Fattened Up and Roasted!"

Jewell had been working out a lot and her figure was neat and trim. (A little too trim for our tastes! ;-) We kept her penned for a few weeks and fed her all the donuts she could eat. After she had plumped up a bit, we humanely dispatched her and roasted her for our holiday feast. She was delicious and her flesh was perfectly marbled...

This portfolio contains 40 color images.

 

 

"Hairless Ham!"

Hair today, cooked tomorrow... DeeDee arrived in our kitchen ready to roast (other than her eyebrows, she had no hair at all) and she looked delicious! Naturally, we couldn't resist. We baked her in our oven, trussed up like a whole hog, and served her with sweet peppers.

This portfolio contains 42 color images.

 

 

"Violet, with Black Pepper and Pineapple"

We met Violet on a trip up the coast and thought she would make a great meal. Luckily for us, she turned out to be gullible and completely bought our story about just being photographers and only wanting to take pictures. As expected, she was delicious!

This portfolio contains 42 color images.

 

POTLUCK!

Here is where we will be reviving our older portfolios, for those who may have missed them the first time around. To make things just a little more fun, the image-sets in any of these eight "slots" (portfolios 9 through 16) are subject to change at any time -- with no posted schedule or prior warning -- which means that it is possible for a change to take place while a subscriber's one-week of membership is still active. If this should happen in the slot you had purchased, you would get the new contents (a second portfolio) without needing to pay for it because your access was still working when the change happened. No promises though, as the current contents in any slot could be here for just a week or stay up for a few months... Good luck and enjoy!

The past portfolios of the moment are...

 

 

 

Sasha & Crystal in "Cannibal Cookout!"

Do Blonds really taste better? Sasha Monet returns to Muki's Kitchen and invites her curvaceous friend, Crystal, for a scrumptious summertime spit-roast -- all to find the answer to that yummy question. Pictures show evaluation, hanging, preparation, skewering, and cooking over the BBQ pit.

This set contains 44 color photos.

 

 

"Asian Barbecue"

Vietnamese princess, Sophia Jade, becomes the resigned entree in this live-cooking, pork roast portfolio. After the usual prep shots, we show her trussed with a wrist bar, stuffed, propped up in a dish, and slid into the oven for cooking. An exotic beauty, deliciously prepared and served in an exotic way!

This portfolio contains 40 color images.

 

 

Lena & Zoe in "Luau Long Pig!"

Lena Ramone returns to Muki's Kitchen -- this time to cook up the lovely Zoe LeVane in our giant, girl-sized, smoker grill. A consummate chef of cannibal cuisine, Lena prepares the roast with pineapple slices and cracked peppercorns to accent Zoe's naturally sweet and spicey flavor!

This set contains 40 color photos.

 

 

Kimmy Thai, in "Kung Pao Chick!"

Asian pin-up goddess Kimmy Thai is introduced to Muki's Kitchen and ends up a spicy Chinese dish! After dispatch, she was trussed and laid out in a long dish, surrounded with vegetables, and garnished with a hot pepper in her navel and the traditional apple in her mouth. Roasted to perfection in our big oven, she was absolutely delicious!

This portfolio contains 42 color images.

 

 

Oven Roasted Tanya!

Ashley Renee cooks up Tanya Danielle turkey-style! Poor Tanya looks so confused as she's stripped and evaluated as a meat-girl. After dispatch, her lovely carcass is prepared with coconut butter, stuffed, trussed, and placed into the oven for slow roasting. A truly delicious presentation!

This portfolio contains 40 color images.


 

"Kina on the Rotisserie!"

This portfolio starts out with Kina Kai getting skewered on the J-3K and ends up with her getting roasted over a bed of glowing embers. In a technical first for us, we were able to achieve shots of a skewered entree, suspended on a traditional spit, and show her fully, from head to toe. It doesn't get any better than this!

This portfolio contains 35 images & a QuickTime movie!

 

 

Turkey Girl! (part 1 of 2 parts)

Gabriella Banks returns to Muki's Kitchen, along with Butter and Anastasia Pierce. Unfortunately for Gabby, she draws the short straw and Butter gets to help Anastasia prepare her for oven roasting. Part one of this two-part story emphasizes handling and greasing of a very curvaceous carcass...

This portfolio contains 40 color images.

 

 

Turkey Girl! (part 2)

Preparations continue, with Anastasia and Butter giving Gabriella the shaft and stuffing and garnishing her for roasting. Then she's put in the oven, with much basting and glazing, to cook nicely in her own good time! Once Gabby is done, the dish is placed on a serving cart and she is ready for presentation.

This portfolio contains 40 color images.

 

 

"Pilgrim Thanksgiving!"

Agatha is a Pilgrim maiden whose luck has finally run out... In a Thanksgiving celebration that never really was (but you always wished it were so! ;-), she is prepared as the main course and ends up being cooked and served like the traditional turkey. The real turkey got off Scott-free and Agatha turned out to be delicious! Perhaps it's time for new traditions?

This portfolio contains 43 color images.

 

 

Assorted Out-Takes

This set consists of images from all of our previous shoots that, for one reason or another, never made it into a portfolio. Some have been shown as "Pictures of the Week" or free pics but many have never been shown at all! They are all presented here, in the full portfolio-size, for your pleasure.

This portfolio contains 40 images.
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Please note: This is an early portfolio and images are smaller than current work.