PORTFOLIOS

Access to our image-sets is done on a Pay-Per-Portfolio system. You pay only for those picture-sets that you want to see and each portfolio requires its own separate sign-up and payment. You should be aware that each portfolio is its own unique picture-set and will not be updated or changed; once you have completely downloaded a portfolio, there is no reason to come back to it.

Begin by looking around and getting an idea what kinds of portfolios we have available. If you wish to preview a portfolio, click on its image, to the left of the text, and you will see a page containing 9 additional thumbnail images from that set. If you decide that you want to purchase the complete portfolio, press one of the buttons for your preferred method of payment and you will be whisked away to a secure signup page. After payment is confirmed and accepted, you will be asked to create a username and password, so that you can continue coming back until you have viewed all of the images. There is also a link to re-access the portfolio at the bottom of each preview page.

Within the portfolio itself, you will be presented with a page that contains a complete set of thumbnails for the portfolio. Each image on the page is a link to the full picture: click on any one to access the full-sized picture. Each portfolio contains 30 to 40 images and you will always know exactly how many images you are buying before you have to pay for them. All images were scanned at hi-res and then converted to 72dpi. On a typical monitor screen, they should display about 10 inches by 8 inches -- or approximately full-screen on most monitors. All images are scanned in color, so that even the B&W pictures will show the subtle toning effects that we aim for in the darkroom.

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 HERE ARE THE PORTFOLIOS THAT ARE CURRENTLY AVAILABLE:

 (To see a preview of a portfolio, click on its image)

 

 

 

"Mommy's Little Chicken..."

When Coco was growing up, she used to enjoy watching her mother prepare dinner and sometimes (because it was fun to frighten herself) she would imagine what it would be like to be the chicken in the oven. This photostory is an illustration of Coco's childhood dreams, with her as a young adult and her Mom as a happy homemaker.

This portfolio contains 48 color images.

 

 

"Will Work as Food?"

Agatha plays an exotic dancer, hired for an exclusive private event. But instead of the big, fat tip she was expecting, her hosts inform her that she's going to be grilled alive! (Boy, is she ever pissed...) Relax, crack open a beer, and thow another stripper on the barbie!

This portfolio contains 43 color images.

 

 

"Batty Witch's Brew!"

Andrea Rosu plays an absolutely crazy, ditzy, sexy witch. In concocting her magic potion, she searches for the perfect missing ingredient and comes to the baffling conclusion that it is herself! Not wanting to be turned into a newt, Mr Muki just quietly snapped away...

This portfolio contains 42 color images.

 

"Jewell is Fattened Up and Roasted!"

Jewell had been working out a lot and her figure was neat and trim. (A little too trim for our tastes! ;-) We kept her penned for a few weeks and fed her all the donuts she could eat. After she had plumped up a bit, we humanely dispatched her and roasted her for our holiday feast. She was delicious and her flesh was perfectly marbled...

This portfolio contains 40 color images.

 

 

"Hairless Ham!"

Hair today, cooked tomorrow... DeeDee arrived in our kitchen ready to roast (other than her eyebrows, she had no hair at all) and she looked delicious! Naturally, we couldn't resist. We baked her in our oven, trussed up like a whole hog, and served her with sweet peppers.

This portfolio contains 42 color images.

 

 

"Violet, with Black Pepper and Pineapple"

We met Violet on a trip up the coast and thought she would make a great meal. Luckily for us, she turned out to be gullible and completely bought our story about just being photographers and only wanting to take pictures. As expected, she was delicious!

This portfolio contains 42 color images.

 

POTLUCK!

Here is where we will be reviving our older portfolios, for those who may have missed them the first time around. To make things just a little more fun, the image-sets in any of these eight "slots" (portfolios 9 through 16) are subject to change at any time -- with no posted schedule or prior warning -- which means that it is possible for a change to take place while a subscriber's one-week of membership is still active. If this should happen in the slot you had purchased, you would get the new contents (a second portfolio) without needing to pay for it because your access was still working when the change happened. No promises though, as the current contents in any slot could be here for just a week or stay up for a few months... Good luck and enjoy!

The past portfolios of the moment are...

 

 

 

Whitney Stevens in "Grilled Girl!"

Our agents captured Whitney just as she was getting ready for bed and she surprised us by enthusiastically accepting her fate! She even helped oil herself, after which we roasted her on the grill and then served her in a long platter, surrounded with potatoes and garnished with an apple in her mouth.

This set contains 43 color photos.

 

 

"Pineapple Piglet!"

Lilly, a plump and juicy Eastern European piggy, is a fine entree for a ham dinner. We roasted her for several hours, garnished her torso with pineapples, cherries, a decorative port reduction sauce, and some honey glaze, and then cooked her some more. Served on a bed of stuffing cubes, she turned out to be perfectly tender and delicious!

This portfolio contains 40 color images.

 

 

Sasha Monet in "Fille`a la Grille!"

French maiden -- French cooking! Ashley Renee does a creditable job of roasting and serving Sasha Monet: Elegantly presented with a savory sauce, Sasha becomes a bountiful feast sure to satisfy any connoisseur of cannibal cuisine. Bon appetit!

This portfolio contains 40 color images.

 

 

"Prime Cuts!"

Yet another in our semi-annual series of cuts portfolios, featuring outtakes, bloopers, and behind-the-scenes peeks. This one also features an alternate version of Kina Kai's ride on the rotisserie, without any cuts. A fun way to sample a little bit of everything or just round out your collection!

This portfolio contains 46 images & a QuickTime movie!

 

 

Double Entree!

Zille and Ondine return -- and this time they're both cooked, in our very first two-roast portfolio! Pictures show inverted suspension, preparation, trussing, buttering, and stuffing, as well as roasting and serving. These two girls will surely satisfy the heartiest of appetites!

This portfolio contains 40 color images.


 

"Yoga Roast!"

Jewell Marceau plays the part of a healthy meat-girl, primed and cultivated to fulfill her ultimate destiny. No complaints or struggling from her! She simply stretches and limbers up and then climbs into the platter and assumes the pose. Part way into the cooking process, we garnished her with pineapple slices, mandarin oranges, and cherries. Delicious!

This portfolio contains 40 color images.

 

 

Little Red Roundbottom (part 1 of 2 parts)

Megh not only played the role of the entree in this portfolio but also came up with the scene and drew the story boards (a six-page comic that is included with this set). Jewell is the evil sister who catches Megh stealing apples and punishes her by cooking her up on a Rotisserie. Great fun!

This portfolio contains 40 photos and 3 drawings.

 

 

Little Red Roundbottom (part 2 )

In part 2 of Megh's little story, Jewell has already strapped the hapless Little Red Roundbottom to the rotisserie and continues with her evil plan to roast her. After inserting the wicked thermometer up her backside, she proceeds to roast Megh's little round bottom until it is truly red! Even more fun!

This portfolio contains 32 images & a QuickTime movie!

 

 

Rebecca's Revenge!

Cindy and Rebecca return... But this time the tables are turned! See the plucky maid overpower her former tormentor and prepare her as a succulent oven-roast. Photos include dispatch, examination, preparation, roasting, basting, and serving. For discriminating connoisseurs only!

This portfolio contains 40 images, all in color.

 

 

Kate on the Rotisserie!

Our model from portfolios 2 and 3 returns for a non-implaing live spit-roast. Images include preparation and cooking over "fire." As a special bonus, we have also made a short, looping, stop-motion animation in two versions: a low-rez GIF and a high-quality QuickTime movie.

This portfolio contains 30 images & an animation!
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Please note: This is an early portfolio and images are smaller than current work.